Life doesn’t hand out manuals—just bills, breakdowns, and bullsh*t. This is the guide you should’ve gotten at birth.
Life doesn't come with an instruction manual—until now. Life: The Lost F*cking Manual is the no-nonsense, laugh-out-loud survival guide you never knew you needed. Packed with wisdom, wit, and a healthy dose of sarcasm, this book breaks down the common sayings, old wives' tales, and life lessons that everyone just assumes you already know. From “Look Before You Leap” to “Bad Luck Comes in Threes,” this book explores the truth, absurdity, and hidden wisdom behind the advice you've heard your whole life. Whether you're trying to navigate relationships, avoid financial ruin, or just figure out how not to die stupidly, this book has you covered. Perfect for fans of blunt humor, real talk, and self-improvement with a side of snark.